CADAVRE EXQUIS/ EXQUISITE CORPSE
PARTY RULES

1. First rule of C-E, nobody talks about C-E.  Clandestine. Exclusive. Closed group. Members only.
2. Parent your kids. Asshole kids and their parents will be asked to leave. Repeat offenders will be publicly humiliated.
3. Don't get stupid. Drink with some moderation, and consideration for others. A safe word can be created if necessary- and the group should be encouraged to speak up if some one of us should consume so much that we begin to reveal our proverbial ass.  Keep it classy.
4. Keep your hands to yourself. Nudity may occur- don't make assumptions. Please see Rule #2 for consequential action in the instance of inappropriate behavior.
5. Respect the other members of the group; speak to each other directly- nobody likes a gossip.
(What happens in C-E stays in C-E.  Personal information may be shared.  Please post nothing to social media pertaining to the party or it's members.)
6. Help clean up before exiting the salon. Clean up after your damn kids!  If you smoke, dump the ashtray. If you drink bottled beer, rinse the bottles so they don't smell.  And please, please don't drop cig butts into beer bottles and leave them- that shit smells awful.  AWFUL.
7. The home and garden are smoke-free.  Please enjoy cigarettes or cigars on the sidewalk on the front of the house. There will be a window inside the salon for herbal enthusiasts.
8.  We have our babysitter lined up to watch our kids for the dates listed below.  Please plan to pay the sitter $10 per kid in attendance.  A kids version of the game will be set up to play, as well as an outdoor space that is child-safe.  Kids are encouraged to bring sleeping bags, pajamas to "sleepover" should the parents decide to stay past 9.
9. No children will be permitted into the salon.  Please exit the room to cuddle, soothe, or kiss boo-boos.  We all love our kids.  Smoking, drinking, swearing, and partial nudity* are strongly encouraged inside the salon. The doors will close and lock to keep children out.  Our sitter is up to the task of keeping the children fed and happily playing without the necessity of our involvement.  Should an emergency arrive, we will all be in the same house.
10.  Relax.  Have fun*.


*please leave your freaking pants on.
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Party Dates and Times***
3rd Fridays, 2016-2017
6pm-10pm**

September 16th
October 21st
November 18th
December 16th
January 20th
February 17th
March 17th
April 21st
May 19th
June 16th
July 21st
August 18th

**We have arranged a sitter until 10pm.  Participants are encouraged to stay later, though not much later than midnight.

***Please feel encouraged to bring low-impact art supplies for yourself (good paper to draw and collage on, pencils, collage elements, drawing pad, pencils, pens, markers) and your kids (paper, stickers, crayons, markers, glue, glitter glue, etc).  Please do not bring art supplies that require solvents or are difficult to clean up.  Dry materials strongly encouraged, unless otherwise noted.